Dual drainboard enamel sink, integrated with stand-alone metal cabinetry. I will give you one piece of information for context to make up for my poor photography skills: it is from the 1940s.
Ready set go!
This is what really sweaty sweat equity looks like. Spoiler alert: it’s not that interesting! It’s hard to get good photos when everything is getting dusty, your phone is hidden away for protection, and you are wearing gloves. The flooring guy asked why I am taking up all the carpet myself. The best reply I could come up with is because I’m cheap.
Here are the dark ages of carpet, the first hour I owned this house, before I promptly ripped up all the first floor carpet that afternoon.
Already brighter even with the pile of carpet. This is the same afternoon if you can believe it. This is a different view of the first room shown above.
That streaky stuff is dried and pasty former carpet padding, which is why I was talking to a flooring guy. Everything I have done so far has been basically free, but the floors will need professional intervention next.
Some portraits of yours truly. I snagged these coveralls for $37 at Cabelas. I already owned the sweet hat and respirator mask. I might just go as a house renovator for Halloween.
Bathroom progress. I can’t believe they carpeted a bathroom.
More carpet mysteries. Under the *kitchen carpet* was… yet another carpet. AND some tile under the 2nd carpet, not shown. And then more hardwood under that. Salvageability TBD. And don’t get me started on the mindset of a person who would glue tiles to perfectly good hardwood. PS the bathroom also had tile between the wood and carpet.
The Stairway to Heaven… the heaven of not having to work on the stairway anymore.
Consistent with the prevailing theme, I did not get a “finished” picture because I jumped for joy and immediately started drinking beer as soon as this was done. I calculated that it took me about 30 min to strip a single stair, but after 3 stairs my arms would go all jiggly and I could not do anything else for the rest of the day. So in effect, stripping 3 stairs took me a whole day. And there are 12 stairs, as every single flooring guy pointed out in his respective quote. I now see why they charge extra. Stairs are terrible.
I couldn’t capture why it is so hard to strip stairs in the photos. But it has to do with stripping tack strip from vertical surfaces while balancing on stairs with little leverage, followed by carefully pulling stapled padding out without ripping it. You avoid ripping by basically rolling it over and pushing it over on itself (if you just pull up, the woolen padding will pull away from the staples and make a hole, and you risk having powdered rubber padding flying everywhere). And you have to do this while pressing your hands on the business end of the staples, because if you did it right the staples came out with the woolen padding. It’s basically just terrible.
And finally… some oddities.
That pale stuff in the upper left corner is some sort of linoleum paper designed to look like hardwood. Stapled to actual hardwood. Don’t ask me. I don’t know. And the small black dots represent thousands of staples still left in the floor which I had to pull out with needle-nose pliers one by one.
This is one of two phones left in the house, both rotary, both from a time when Hudson was apparently part of the 617 area code. I am not sure yet whether they are quaint or creepy.
So that’s what I’ve got for now; I would estimate that my friends and I have put at least 60 man-hours into reno. If you were counting, this could be estimated to be worth about $4K. But I won’t count, since I have not been tracking and because I would basically be doing useless stuff with my time like reading Facebook otherwise.
Several people have made the “joke” (really just the unfriendly, unhelpful, not funny at all comment) that as a new homeowner, “everything will cost more than I think.” I really can’t stand this kind of remark. It is like when people pass you in the hall at work and say “having fun yet??” There is no dignified response to this. It is just not cool yo.
And I get stressed out when people suggest that something will cost more than I have planned. Actual high costs of things do not stress me out, but people projecting a higher cost for something that has not happened yet drives me up the wall. Because I do not like people telling me what to do or acting like they know more than I!
But in one case at least, I surpassed my own super-cheap expectations of frugality. The heavenly oasis of spending much less than you thought to eliminate horrible problems from your life? The town dump of course.
Picture it: Tuesday this week, 2:30. My buddy and I arrive at the dump in his huge, beat-up old pickup, only to become absorbed into a sea of even larger hunter green waste management trucks doing (apparently their usual) Tuesday afternoon business. Dumping tons (literally) of smelly trash. But we made our way up the line with predictable New England efficiency, and unloaded half of my houses’s carpet in 11 minutes flat.
Not only that: it cost pennies at the base $35 for this load of trash. I assumed that the dump’s pricing of $100/ton meant $100 for up to one ton. But $35 is the cost for up to one ton, which we did not remotely approach at 380#. And we filled the truck exactly to the brim, just a hair short of having to tie things down to prevent hazardous droppage in the road. So this entire activity was completely efficient and cheap.
With the $18 or so I spent on pizza fixins for Pizza Payback Party with my friend, my costs came to $53 for this effort. Since I assumed $150, this is pretty great. Also, the dump is a great place to unload up to 1999 lbs of anything non-hazardous/non-electrical without even needing a town sticker (in my town anyway) for $35. I’m sure this won’t be the last time.
So I bought the Chocolate Cake house (yay!).
Then I got the keys, went inside, and started ripping out all the carpeting. And I learned that carpet is quite large!!!
(This is just two rooms of carpeting. Every single room, including the bathroom, has carpet.)
At first I thought I could cut up the carpet into handy 2′ x 2′ squares, shove them in my car, and head down to the town dump claiming it is totally normal trash, nothing to see here. But with all this I realized once again that I was naive and sadly mistaken.
So I am plunged back into the usual algorithm for taking care of problems frugally:
Well, I think it is pretty obvious that no one wants to buy this aged, faded, stained carpeting and carpet padding off me.
So I started thinking of the other options, which generally require me to pay. My friend had mentioned that she rented a dumpster for about $200, which I will admit sounded expensive to me. So I decided that is the upper limit of what I would pay. I priced several dumpster rentals to see if I could do better. But clearly my friend must know something or someone, because the cheapest rental I could find was $274 (it went up to $450 for basic, small dumpsters). This became my new most expensive option.
Then I called the town dump, into which I was previously going to smuggle squares of carpet disguised as normal consumer trash at $1/bag. It turns out they take carpeting, and charge $100/ton. Which prompted me to ask the guy “well how many tons do you think carpet weighs?” He actually answered “I don’t know, but I doubt you have a ton of carpet.” The most refreshingly literal description I have heard in a long time.
So dump it is I think! And I don’t even need to cut up the carpet like I was going to originally.
Only other question is getting it there, and I figured I could borrow my buddy’s truck and take him to a snappy dinner, or rent a truck at Home Depot; both of which probably cost about $50. My friend turned out to be on board, which wins in the fun category.
So I will see how much carpet actually weighs and costs, but based on the nice dump guy’s evaluation, I would say the best value for getting rid of carpet is about $150 including transportation.
I would. And I am! Because when I ask myself “do I want an austere, respectable residence, or one that resembles a confection?” I know the answer.
My idea, as I could not simply go live in a house, is to try to fix this fixer-upper and get out of it at least what I put into it. Much as I would love to disclose all the juicy details and turn Yay Goodies into a house reno brass tacks blog, I would not want a potential buyer to ever access this information and decide that they want to offer less on Abode a la Mode.
But I will say this: I think I got a decent price for it, about $50K lower than the average purchase price of the other similar houses in this neighborhood over the past 5 years. As well however: the bones are good but the rest is seriously questionable. Epic amounts of DIY and professional intervention will transpire. Here is a taste of what I have planned:
Immediate term (0-3 months out)
Mid-term (4-6 months out)
Long-ish term (6-9 months out)
Longer term (9-12 months out)
So if you ever wanted to see a real-life house reno in detail, stay tuned. The nice thing about these updates is that they are modular, and for the most part vary in price directly with time. I could probably stop at any point and still be in good shape. The main cost items here of course are the gas conversion and garage addition, but I think gas and garages are highly desirable.
So I guess stick around, and I will show you honestly what a cake can turn into.
According to 13 of the 15 people who voted, the answer is no way, definitely party!!!
One bah-humbug voted “pompous,” and one other person voted “other,” which I assume is some cheeky person’s way of pointing out that I left a pointless default vote option in there. And I have a couple of choice people in mind that this could be.
Anyway, it was interesting for me to see how many people would be into the party idea! I was glad to see, especially for my friend, that people would be happy to support your financial accomplishment. I had a feeling that people are essentially very cool. This is a much better state of things than if I had to eat my hat and accept a sad reality that we are surrounded by bah-humbugs and that bah-humbugism is the de facto norm.
But if that were the case, what would be the point of doing anything difficult? Why did champagne even get invented? Hmm??
My amazing younger friend recently freed herself totally from debt! She brought out the big guns and accomplished this in just a few years on a nonprofit salary. No excuses!
Being also fun, bubbly, and with a healthy appetite for celebration, my friend immediately considered the idea of a debt-free party. (I may have influenced the idea with my own previous interest in a debt-free party for myself, which did not work out.) I was all for this idea for my friend. I think we need more excuses for parties in life!
Then I was disappointed to hear that she went off this idea because some friends thought it sounded “pompous.”
Without influencing the topic much more, I am curious what others think about this. If we can celebrate other peoples’ engagements, job promotions, graduations, and even birthdays (which are totally arbitrary), how is debt freedom not worth celebrating? On the other hand, is asking your friends to celebrate your financial accomplishment somehow injurious or insulting to them (especially if they are not there yet)?
So I wanted to put it up to a vote…
The Android bug game
I’ve taken a hiatus of sorts from writing this blog. And I thought I would have some profound, captivating topic to start back with, if ever. But this is the way the cookie crumbled.
Well, I let my phone get stolen in the most hipster way possible: I forgot and left it on my bike outside the library while I was checking out books. Womp womp…
But all is well because I get to save some money. See, I had been floating along luxuriously with an elaborate but expensive AT&T plan at $60/month (an outrageous 5 GB of data per month, free texting till the cows come home, etc.). My contract ended in March, and my intention had always been to switch to Republic Wireless as soon as my AT&T contract ended. But here I was at the end of July, still luxuriating.
Maybe on some level I was following my natural instinct to put off making a large purchase if possible. But this is one of those rare cases in which a large purchase would actually allow me to save money.
Here’s how I figure: the traditional major carrier model was to sell you a subsidized smart phone for about $100 as long as you agree to a two-year contract with a monthly service fee of about $60. Presumably some of the comped cost of the phone is actually hidden in the $60/month fee. And then if you lose/break your phone within the two years, you’d be on the hook to buy a full price phone (about $600 for a Samsung Galaxy S6) without “upgrade.” (Put this way, I am starting to see why someone would steal a relatively functional and well cared-for Samsung Galaxy S3. I assume thieves do not take care of their things.)
On the flip side, you could try to hold out with your phone beyond the minimum 24 months to forestall the next $100 phone purchase. But the spread out-cost of $4.16/month if you keep your phone for 2 years or $2.77/month if you keep it for, say, 3 years is really negligible compared to the $60/month ongoing plan fee. No matter what, you are paying at least $60/month over time, and potentially much more if you lose a phone and need to buy another.
Republic Wireless has two modest phone models which use VoIP when within WiFi range. You must buy one up front, at full price: $130, or $300, respectively. Then they have a variety of plans from $0/month (WiFi use only) to $40/month (unlimited everything I think). They assure you that with the VoIP capability and automatic WiFi switching, you will only ever need the $10/month plan max. But I signed up for $25/month just in case.
Republic’s monthly fees are so low that it does not matter even if you spring for the $300 phone. When you average out the $300 phone and a $25/month plan over two years, it comes to about $37/month vs. AT&T’s approximately $64/month from above. If you can keep a Republic phone running for 10 months, your Republic plan will pay off (relative to my $60/month AT&T plan anyway). Imagine that: maintaining an AT&T plan costs the equivalent of buying a brand new, full price Motorola smart phone every 10 months at Republic. Now that would be indulgence!
So this turn of events helped me start saving money earlier. I might have gone on with the old phone another 6 months maybe, but that would have actually cost me $162 (difference in averaged monthly costs * 6 months) for the luxury of not getting cheaper sooner.
Thanks clown! I will go enjoy my cheaper, state of the art phone now. You can have my cracked, sweat-soaked AT&T shackle.
UPDATE: I checked out the phones on AT&T’s site out of curiosity, and it looks like now they force customers to finance the entire cost of a new phone, over a required 30-month contract. Did my eyes deceive me? That arrangement is totally bogus.
By comparison, my new Republic Moto X has solved a number of my life problems since I took it out of the box 16 hours ago. And I was asleep for 6 of them.
I’m going to file this under “Wow, insanely crazy timing!”
One of my friends just pointed out that REDcard is no longer allowing credit card loading, as of today. This was announced unofficially throughout the internet basically yesterday.
As my clever friend pointed out, the credit card companies are probably losing money giving away free points/miles/cash back *in addition to* losing out on being able to charge high interest rates for cash advances (my original observation). This is probably a money loss situation because, I am assuming, credit card companies calibrate their points systems based on thoroughly researched and statistical data about how much money people tend to spend with credit cards, and what kind of balances they carry. Just like life insurance companies do with actuarial science. So if people are coming in and flooding the market with spending (which is promptly paid down, as it would only make sense for people do when using this scam), then the points are, as my friend put it, devalued. And the bank is giving away free asset in exchange for no interest collected. Good point Jorge!!!
So I don’t mind if it makes my last post look dumb. This scam is getting shut down like I figured it would. Just too soon for me to get in on it!
“Wouldn’t it be nice,” you might think to yourself, “if I could pay my rent/mortgage with my credit card and get points for that, since it is my biggest bill.” Well a reputable resource showed me a hipster glasses-adorned article about how to “Pay your mortgage with a credit card and meet minimum spends.”
This REDcard …strategy… turns a credit card charge into cash. In the article, Mr. Hipster Specs precipitously flies through a set of tedious and brain-twisting steps to accomplish this alchemy: you get a pre-paid Target card, load it up with funds from your credit card, yada yada yada, then use the Target card like cash. Even at the ATM!
I gathered from the article that there are two main motivations for doing this:
A) To get lots of credit card points by paying for large purchases generally restricted from credit cards, if you’re into that. Basic examples are mortgage, utilities, etc. Or, if you have a big purchase, such as a bike or car. You can load up a REDcard almost infinitely, with a monthly limit of $5,000. So theoretically if you wanted to buy a $20,000 car, you could plan 4 months in advance, load up a REDcard $5K each month, and buy the car with the REDcard (which is higher than most CC limits and therefore off-limits generally). And this way you get to collect $20,000 worth of credit card points for a purchase you would not normally charge, which would otherwise take well over a year just using a credit card for normal spending.
B) When you need to spend a lot on a credit card quickly, e.g., to meet a minimum expenditure (or “minimum spend”) requirement to get a sign-on bonus. Some credit cards do have pretty unreasonable thresholds for the sign-on bonus (e.g., spend $2K in 3 months). This method solves the problem of “what would I spend $2K on in 3 months??” without you having to take a vacation just to get airline points. By moving money through the credit card to a pre-paid card, you can collect points up front and spend at your convenience.
Here are my thoughts on this:
So… do people do this? I have heard of “airline points scamming” generally, but not this specific method. When it comes to scamming the system and sticking it to the Man, I prefer safety in numbers.
Also, it seems too good to be true, other than the legwork of setting up and maintaining this card. But the reward in points definitely justifies the trouble and risk if you do it right. So I do not understand why all people are not doing this, unless this is one of those “why doesn’t everyone make their own hummus because it’s so much more delicious” things. In which case the answer is that most other people find this more tedious than I do, or are not aware of the option.
But the question for me is really whether it is worth it to me. Because of the inherent risk of losing the card or it getting stolen or hacked, I would be unlikely to pool up large funds over time (as in the buying a car example). It might be worth it to use it as a mortgage card and just load it up with the monthly value of my mortgage payment on the last day of each month, then withdraw the next day. This would reduce loss risk and minimize the racket to a single but significant monthly transaction. And I’d get a bunch of Jetblue points on my AmEx card.
But……at the end of the day, I am a minimalist. I have been mulling over this idea for over a week and it still has not happened. So let’s face it, it probably won’t! Would you do it?